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Eid Mubarak to everyone

by SRK2468 @ Sunday, Oct. 22, 2006 - 22:15:32

Texas Chainsaw Bunnies

by SRK2468 @ Friday, Oct. 13, 2006 - 15:04:07

Iwas searching google to find out how many remakes there have been of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and came across this....

www.angryalien.com/0605/txchainsawbuns.asp

So does anyone know how many remakes there are??

Marketing

by SRK2468 @ Monday, Oct. 02, 2006 - 16:38:19

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her
and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry
him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day
you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get
up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and
pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick
up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and
then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry
me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She
walks up to you and says, "You are very rich...?"
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a
nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.

Check this out!!

by SRK2468 @ Sunday, Oct. 01, 2006 - 03:10:33

Check this video out...it gave me a good laugh!!!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1211068494

if u cant click the link, copy and paste into ur browser

:D

Funny Quotes About Marriage

by SRK2468 @ Friday, Sep. 29, 2006 - 16:35:17

"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
-Woody Allen.

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
-Rodney Dangerfield.

"Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet."
-Robin Williams.

"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people
remembering the same thing."
-Duane Dewel.

"When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one
that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad."
-Helen Rowland

"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America...
The rest cheat in Europe."
-Jackie Mason

"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the
hope of pulling out an eel."
-Leonardo Di Vinci.

"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like
and give her a house."
-Lewis Grizzard.

"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to
whom it may concern."
-Mickey Rooney.

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
-Rodney Dangerfield.

"The difference between divorce and legal separation
is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."
-Johnny Carson

Love .. .. ..

by SRK2468 @ Tuesday, Sep. 19, 2006 - 01:01:24

.. a small word for such a complex emotion. There is no simple explanation for it, because love is made up of many things. It cannot be measured because it is a feeling.. .. ..

All tthe money in the world cannot buy love; it has to be earned. It does not happen by wishing; it must come about naturally.

Love is not an instantaneous emotion, but something that grows slowly between two people, maturing with time. Once love has reached maturity, there is no stronger bond between two people.

To love someone means being comfortable and at ease with them, sharing confidences knowing that they will be understood and held in trust. It means respecting each other's dignity and never being demanding, but rather being willing to give, and accepting that which is given, graciously and with love.

To love someone means having a genuine concern for them, being able to sense that something is wrong without being told. It is understanding the other person's problems, moods, and "hang-ups", and accepting all of them even if you don't quiet understand. It is excusing their faults, because you know that their good points far outweigh the bad.

Love is always being there for each other with a shoulder to cry on, to give support when confidence loevels are low, to give helpful advice when it is asked for, to know when to be silent and just listen, or to give cheerful words of encouragement.

Love is sharing the good and the bad, the hopes and the dreams, theamusing times and the serious times. It is doing things together, yet leaving room for each to grow as an individual.

How do I know these things about love? Because this is the kind oflove you have given to me and the kind of love i feel for you.

I am blessed with your love, and I will never take it for granted. I will strive to become an even better person and to always be deserving of your love, because I truly love you as I have never loved before.